Ok...

That last picture was way too big. But I will not apologize or admit fault. I am allowed to be proud of things darn it. Tomorrow I will get back to telling you why I hate you, but right now I'm going to be happy for a little bit. I'm sure you can deal with it. We're all adults here. Also: If you are not an adult, get off the internet, it's almost Christmas. Go look in your parents' closets for your presents or something.

Things that are pretty cool

Being above Louis CK and Stephen Colbert in anything is pretty awesome. Obviously they are way funnier than I could ever be. But thank you reddit/humor for allowing me to have this screen shot for posterity.