I'm making you read bad poetry because I hate you.

The roads are too slick

Please don't follow me so close

I really hate you

It's just a small crash

Stop slowing down to see it

It will disappoint

You're a bad driver

That infuriated me

But now I am calm

Haiku Comedy

Is pretty lowbrow I know

I am not ashamed

Updates will go up

Much more slowly than before

Thank you for reading.